It’s the time of year for ghouls, ghosts, and girls dressing like sluts! But before you break out that white sheet with holes for eyes or that tired old witch hat, take a look at our list of standout Halloween costumes for 2010 and get creative.
5. Cheating Tiger Woods…after his wife got through with him.
Don your preppy golf clothes and grab your 9 iron and top it all off with this ridiculously inappropriate mask. We’ll bet Tiger’s now-ex-wife — and every other woman who’s been two-timed — would have loved to have made his face that roughed up!
4. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino while on “Dancing With the Stars.”
Break out your self-tanner, sunglasses, a long “man necklace,” extra strength hair gel, and…your fancy dancing shoes. Don’t forget the black pants and be sure to keep the black vest unbuttoned so you can show off your painted-on sculpted abs (or your real sculpted abs if you’re that awesome). Add a pretty pink tutu around your waist and voila, you’re a Guido twinkle toes!
3. Steven Slater (or disgruntled stewardess if you’re a lady).
Thanks to this angry steward costume, you too can say f-you to pesky flight passengers! Ladies, take that sexy flight attendant outfit to the next level by holding beer, bandaging your forehead, and donning a JetBlue ID tag. A homemade “F*** you! I Quit!” sign will be the cherry on top. Bonus points if you can figure out how to attach a makeshift emergency slide.
2. Lady Gaga in her meat dress.
Since you can’t — we hope? — walk around your Halloween party wearing actual meat, get creative. Make a dress with kids’ play food, dog toys, rawhide, dog bones, and fake blood. Dress up your hair with the pig ears Fido loves to chew! Preferably don’t shower or wear deodorant so that your fellow costumed partygoers can get the true “essence” of the raw meat that must have plagued every celebrity within 100 feet of Lady Gaga at the VMAs.
1. The Gulf oil spill or a BP worker.
Thanks to this BP (Bad Planning!) worker costume, you’ll look like the real tongue-in-cheek deal. Or, you could get more creative and make your own costume by drenching yourself in black paint and attaching stuffed animals painted black to your outfit. Totally inappropriate? Yes. But come on, it’s Halloween!