Boston.com, citing an Associated Press story, is reporting that a Bridgeport, Pa. party turned deadly after one man shot and killed another man over an argument about a game of beer pong.
Authorities say Joseph Jimenez, 24, killed Scott Riley, 25, after they argued over the beer pong game Friday at a party in a suburb 15 miles outside Philadelphia.
The men took the argument outside, where authorities say Riley mocked Jimenez and taunted him into shooting him. Jimenez allegedly responded by pulling a .40-caliber and shooting Riley in the neck.
Let’s take a minute to discuss the ground rules of beer pong folks:
Number 1: A bounce counts as two cups. If you are an idiot and knock over your own cups defending the bounce, those cups are lost.
Second: Bitches blow. Nuff said.
3: No overthrow rule. That’s dumb.
Four: Re-rack at six, four, three, and two.
Fifth: If you and your partner sink the same cup at the same time, game over.
Now play nice, kids.