Barack Obama love is everywhere you look these days, but some people’s love for our new president goes beyond a t-shirt. In fact, it reaches a whole other level.
Do you fantasize about being the next Monica Lewinsky? Now you can — and scandal free! Introducing the Head O State, the first presidential dildo.
And you thought the Rabbit was innovative. This dildo is 7 1/2 Obamafied inches, and comes in two patriotic colors: “Presidential Gold” and “Democratic Blue.”
Never before has a president given his constituents so much pleasure.
Keeping the state of our economy in mind an Obama O’ costs just $35. Know friends who voted for him? Buy three and shipping is free.
The dildo’s official website shows endorsements from Joe the Plumber and even staunch Republicans like Bush, McCain, and Palin who says “Drill Baby Drill!” Of course these quotes aren’t real, but who would have really been surprised if they were?
The timing of this release (pun intended) couldn’t cum come at a better time. One can only wonder, is this part of the Stimulus Plan?